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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*chicken sprays huge cloud of ACME Spider No-More over infested foliage*
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What? Wait! Chickens LOVE tasty succulent spiders. Why last time I saw a spider in a chicken coop it nearly caused a riot, what with all the chickens trying to grab and gobble down that poor spidey.
Obviously there's some fake news going on around here, maybe the chicken is trying to get us to sacrifice some spiders so he/she can get a meal.