[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

The dang Ultra-ACE opened my jar with the diamond glass cutter, but is now chasing me ... seems that its GPP AI has focused on my spectacles' lenses -- and is trying to cut them off me!!!!

I'm blind without my glasses! Make it stop!!! Please!!

I guess I must once again help PoohBear...

*Solitaire1 travels to a local optometrist and obtains a giant pair of glasses. He puts them in the thread. The AI sees the glasses and abandons his quest to render PoohBear glassesless.

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Good news! poohbear_nc has been rescued from the jar. Now he just needs rescuing from the jar opener.....

... perhaps you could try talking to it? The AI does come with GPP (Genuine People Personality).

Winning with interest.

GPP...hmmmm...

*Solitaire1 pulls up the Sirius Cybernetics Website and looks up the options for the AI.*

*Solitaire1 purchases and transmits the GPP into the AI. The GPP he chose is extremely depressed and suicidal.*

*The AI suddenly freezes and then just sits down. He loses all functionality and just says "The world is a dark and lonely place." He starts to fall apart when he doesn't even see a point keeping the parts of his body together. As his brain shuts down, he has his only happy thought: "It is over...thank goodness.*