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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*Well, a package was delivered, which opened itself. After a pause, a mechanical hand emerged, picked up my jar, banged it against the ground, muttered "Oh carp", and then repacked itself in the box.*
*After another pause, the package opened itself, attached a pre-paid return address label to itself, and then resealed itself.* |
That's not good. Let's see if there's something else... [FX: flicking through catalogue pages]
Here we are! A self-deploying Ultra-ACE (Automated Chicken Extractor) with GPP AI and diamond glass cutter.
Ultra-express delivery included, so it should be with you within the hour!
Now I need to relax with the win for a bit. These good deeds are tiring.