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Originally Posted by GlenBarrington
I've thought that about myself a few times and got kinda smug about it too. Then I caught myself putting "Hamburger Dill" pickle slices on a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich, and I knew my cultured appearance was all a lie.
My advice is to sit down and start reading "50 shades of Gray" until this moment passes.
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Nooooooooo!
When such moments of unrestrained insanity strike, then you must grab culture where it hurts (the brain) and start reading
"Zombies and their Bicameral Brains: Understanding the Misunderstood Other" by Homer. (Hiram Homer, that is.)

