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Old 04-21-2019, 08:31 AM   #10446
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"We have two test tubes here," said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. "They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genetically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female ovum, while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa. If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?"

"Could you possibly give us a demonstration?" asked an awed member of the audience.

"I'm sorry, not tonight," said the professor, "Solution A has a headache."
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