Try this one on for size. I no longer have Prime (dropped it after BF because of slow shipping), so no more two-day deliveries for me. Anyway, I ordered some cat scratchers from Amazon late yesterday and chose super slow shipping to get a discount. Projected delivery time was nearly two weeks. Mind you, this is my first order since BF.
So far so good. Then a short time ago, I get a text from Amazon telling me that my order will be delivered on Monday.

...say what? Why couldn't I get fast delivery when I had Prime?
Moral of the story for monkey: Prime equals slow shipping, no Prime equals fast shipping. monkey's taking notes