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Old 01-23-2019, 01:18 PM   #32799
poohbear_nc
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My recent experience with Time Warner/Spectrum phone support:

After shouting my way through the initial voice recognition recordings to get to a (presumably) live person:

Me: My old cable modem overheated and melted.

TW: Please unplug your modem and plug it back in.

Me: The modem has melted. I have no intention of plugging it back into my home electrical system.

TW: Is it online now?

Me: No. It melted and I unplugged the power cord and the internet cable.

TW: Please plug in the internet connection so I can remotely log in and diagnose your problem.

Me: *put down the phone and make some clanking noise on my desk*
OK, it's plugged back onto the internet connection. (It's not)

TW: Thank you. Yes, I can see your problem now. We will send you a replacement modem. Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

This really happened ....
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