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trichobezoar · 12-14-2018, 07:16 AM

At SVUNM. Have to buy one of those Happy Bunny stickers or cups with a happy saying: "Your morning breath smells like butt," something like that. I'm seriously considering buying this, but I don't know if I could afford it:

If only I could say what I want to say all the time and not be so... not be so uptight. If only I didn't have to pretend to have cultural capital (i.e., knowledge of middle class norms and folkways). If only I could be like Howard Stern, but much nicer and considerate of others.

12-14-2018, 07:16 AM	#111
trichobezoar Riding Against the Wind Posts: 2,932 Karma: 43570696 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Near Cacti, NM Device: Galaxy Note 10.1 & Kindle Touch	At SVUNM. Have to buy one of those Happy Bunny stickers or cups with a happy saying: "Your morning breath smells like butt," something like that. I'm seriously considering buying this, but I don't know if I could afford it: If only I could say what I want to say all the time and not be so... not be so uptight. If only I didn't have to pretend to have cultural capital (i.e., knowledge of middle class norms and folkways). If only I could be like Howard Stern, but much nicer and considerate of others. Last edited by trichobezoar; 12-14-2018 at 02:57 PM. Reason: I should chant mantras before posting; the original post didn't make sense!