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Originally Posted by tubemonkey
And so would monkey 
Tis the season for giving, so the following is only for rich members of MR. Both issy and myself would love to wake up Christmas morn and see a Delphin under the tree. issy's a fantastic mod and I'm a fantastic monkey. Need I say more, hint, hint  |
Okay, I give in.
Do you have a chimney to go down? Will your roof support 12 full-grown reindeer? Will you have some cookies and milk waiting for me? I've got to keep my huge belly, you know. The reindeer might be a wee hungry, too--do you have any spare bales of hay that you can give them?
And make sure to have several buckets of warm water for them. Rudolph will need an extra large bucket--he's got the big head now from having all of the other reindeer boast about him because he's got that red nose to guide me to all of the houses.
Oh, and what's your full address? Including your 9-digit zip code. And if you don't have a chimney, please leave a key under the front door mat.
I'll make sure that the elves throw a free Delphin under your tree before we leave. And, yes, I am rich--how do you think that I afford all of this junk that I leave under the trees?
Cold Regards,
Santa Clause
Hohoho!