[montsnmags]

Pizza Ape: 'Ere, laddy, did you order a pizza?

Laddy: Yes, I did. You've taken your good time, haven't you?

Pizza Ape: Well, it's as hard to break-in as it is to break-out

Laddy: Whaddaya mean? How do you know? Why...?

Pizza Ape: [quickly] ~ahem~ It was an Aussie special, wasn't it?

Laddy: Yes, with egg, beetroot, bacon and squirrel, but...

Pizza Ape: Well, here you go then?

Laddy: HOLD ON! What's that squirrel doing alive on my pizza?!

Pizza Ape: Well, by the looks of it, he's really pissed off, and charging up a Higgs Bosonic Mass Displacement Cannon

Laddy: But, but, but...

Pizza Ape: I would suggest the duck next time.

Laddy: What?! Duck?!

[KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMfffwwwwwwOOOOOOOP!!!]

Pizza Ape: [looking wryly at squirrel] Hmm, yes, "Duck". They never listen, do they?

Squirrel: Giggle