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Old 03-03-2009, 05:19 PM   #519
pshrynk
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Originally Posted by RWood View Post
Memo

Date: 03 March 09
To: All Escape Committee Members
From: The Laddy by the Door
Ref: ID Badges

Based on the recent increase in traffic through the door behind my desk (after hours, please continue to use the escape hatch located below the desk), we are forced to issue ID badges with color coding for levels of access and fees to be charged. Yes, the Frequent Escape Plan has been implemented with quantity discounts starting at your fifth escape.

Please report to my desk at the following dates and times based on the last digit of your IQ score:
0 = 10:00 04 March
1 = 11:00 04 March
2 = 13:00 04 March
3 = 14:00 04 March
4 = 15:00 04 March
5 = 10:00 05 March
6 = 11:00 05 March
7 = 13:00 05 March
8 = 14:00 05 March
9 = 15:00 05 March
Those with an IQ under 10 or who think they are a pshrynk may come when they can.

There is no charge for the ID badge.
Oh, good! I waas having problems figuring that out!
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