"Join me in the dark side, Dobiwan"
"I will never join you, Darth Zelda!"
"It is inevitable, my love." Scrunches face.
Dobiwan involuntarily scrunches face.
"Oh no!" cries Maynard "Like the first thing a Sith does is kill his best buddy. I'm doomed."
Max Shulman
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