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Originally Posted by Hitch
First, important stuff: @Stranger, @Pooh, glad to hear that you and the resident furballs are all okay.
Second, laughing my ass off at the most incompetent Spam I think I've ever seen:
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Hey.
Hopefully you actually do not mind my language sentence structure, because i am from Saudi arabia. I infected your gadget with a virus and im in possession of all your personal data out of your operating-system.
It was mounted on a mature web page and after that you\'ve chosen the online video and it, my software instantly gain access to your computer.
And then, your cam captured you flying solo, in addition i documented a vid that you have seen.
Just after some time it also pulled out all of your device contact info. In case u would like me to wipe off your everything i have got - send me 300 us in btc it is a crypto. It\'s my btc wallet transfer address : [bitcoin wallet addy extracted]
At this moment you will have 21hrs. to make up your mind The minute i will receive the transfer i\'m going wipe out this footage and every thing entirely. Or else, you should remember that the evidence will be submitted to all your friends.
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Oh, no!!! My GADGET has an STD! 
Absolutely hilarious. Who the hell would click on that? I honestly can't even figure out what on earth s/he thought s/he was doing!
Hitch |
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Originally Posted by cromag
Seriously?! Only $300? My guy wanted more than $2000!
Maybe I'm just that much more interesting?  |
And, just got another one. This one might even have been written by a native speaker of English. It's just better grammar, better spelling, etc.
Oh, and this guy wants $
3000
I passed it along to the Internet Crime Complaint Center. They might at least be able to do something with the bitcoin address.