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Old 09-19-2018, 02:53 PM   #99
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There is an old joke about a fellow from Waycross, Georgia who died and went down below. The Devil went to check on him, and found him just whistling away, happy as a lark in all the flames and heat. The Devil asked the fellow, aren't you suffering? Nay, the fellow replied, this heat has nothing on South Georgia summers. So, the Devil thought, I'll get him, I'll make it cold and see how he likes snow and ice! After giving the fellow a few days to really suffer, the Devil looks the fellow up and finds him dancing in the snow. Why are you so happy, the Devil says. "It's snowing in Hades" replied the fellow, "Surely the Falcons must have won the Super Bowl!"

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