I wonder how many people actually use Cortana as opposed to Siri, Alexa, and Google Home (or whatever they call their data mining version)? Not that any of these services is very good yet.
Talk about a company that totally lost their way. I wish I had a dollar for every Blue Screen of Death I saw, I would be living a luxurious retirement rather than penny pinching! Somehow those bozos hung on though despite Bill Gates claiming that no one would ever need a computer with more than 640 KB of RAM (KB not MB or GB!) and that the internet would never be of much value on computers.

"Hey Cortana, what was Bill popping when he came up with Windows ME and Windows Vista?"