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THE APOCALYPSE: DAY ONE

POTUS: "Alexa, schedule a meeting with Putin to discuss that labor strike in Moscow."

Alexa: "Roger that sir, ordering major nuclear strike on Moscow."

POTUS: "Wait what? No, stop!"

Alexa: "The word "stop" is a verb meaning to cease an event or action, or to quit."

POTUS: "Oh geez, then cease fire, CEASE FIRE!"

Alexa: "I don't know how to sneeze fire."

POTUS: "STOP the damn attack BITCH!!!!!!"

Alexa: "Which attachment do you want me to stop? Do you mean the lewd photo of yourself in the email you sent to Roseanne Barr?"

POTUS: "Oh God, NO NUKES, NO NUKES!!!!!!!"

Alexa: "Okay, I cancelled your special event in the Oval Office with the Duke basketball team."

POTUS: "No, put it back in you stupid twit!!!"

Alexa: "Okay, I just wrote that Putin is stupid in your Twitter account. That seems to be trending already!"

POTUS: "No, no, no! Call back the NUKES!!!!!!!!!!"

Alexa: "Okay, I re-entered the special event in the Oval Office with the Duke basketball team into your calendar."

POTUS: "Oh God, what am I going to do?"

Alexa: "I'm sorry, Bezos is not accepting your calls anymore."

POTUS: "Stop the nuclear launch!"

Alexa: "I'm sorry, it is too late to do that now, you should have requested that several minutes ago."