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Originally Posted by Over
Two canibals were cooking a live ethyopian man in a big cauldron, filled with boiling water and some vegetables, in what would be a nice soup. One of them started to hit the poor man in the head with the wooden spoon.
- What are you doing? - asked the other canibal.
- This son of a bit*h is eating all the patatoes!
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One of those cannibals was hunting in the forest with his junior son. Suddenly, while hiding near a lake, they saw a Bo Derek like blonde coming out of the water completely naked.
- Daddy, now we get her, we bring her to the village and we eat her, don't we? - said the boy
- Not at all, son. We get her, we bring her to the village, and we eat mommy!!!!
