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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*chicken places order for ACME 'Instant Hamburger Maker'*
Sounds simple: Insert cow into large doorway, hamburgers emerge fully cooked from the slot onto the tray (included with purchase)
Disclaimer: Be sure to SECURELY latch the door after inserting cow. Not responsible for damages caused by overheated cows that escape from an improperly latched door.
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*Solitaire1 reads the instruction book for the ACME Instant Hamburger Maker. It contains a warning: "When activated, the ACME Instant Hamburger Maker will generate a tractor beam that will pull the cow/bull into the machine. NOTE: Any nearby smaller creatures may also be pulled in, so be sure to move them to a safe distance before activating it.*
*Solitaire1 moves a mile away from the machine...and takes the win with him.*