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Old 05-24-2018, 05:22 PM   #106862
Solitaire1
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Oh no! That would make a mess. Just pick him up and shake him upside down so his wallet falls out ... I need to buy some new glasses ..
Sorry, but my money is safely secured in a minisafe stored within my shell. My minisafe is rated strong enough to survive being hit by a sledge hammer. In fact, I went my minisafe company to have an upgrade made to my shell. Now it is blade proof, fire proof, bullet proof (up to a 1,000 pound bazooka shell), talon proof, radiation proof, and acid proof.

I also had them install a offensive song system. When activated, nearby persons will be treated to one of the following artists at 100db:
  • Slim Whitman
  • The Chipmunks
  • Squirrely, Shirley, and Melvin
  • Gummibär
  • Celine Dion (in "All By Myself" mode)
  • Right Said Fred (I'm Too Sexy)
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