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Okay, so I broke down and tried the "I write like..." site. I write like someone I've never heard of (which is okay, because he's probably never heard of me either) - David Foster Wallace. His picture makes him look like a bedraggled & bespectacled Christian Kane. With bad hair.
On the bright side, apparently I don't write like Dale M Courtney, so all is not lost. On the down side, I wanted to write like Dashiell Hammett. Drat.
Thanks for all the suggestions and insights, I am now trying to deal with creepy stalker guy by having a giant robot (called Meeetwo) crash through the wall and smack him one. Thanks for the suggestion, Lemurion. I think that technique could help with a few of my plot blockages!
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