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*sigh*
*chicken orders ACME 'Insta-Hypnosis' Kit ... guaranteed to work first time, every time ... or else your money cheerfully refunded in full to your heirs*
Sounds reasonable ... but let's read the fine print for exclusions ...
'If you fail to hypnotize any life form, please fill out the form enclosed in every package'
'Accurate spelling will save lives.'
'Probably not yours, however.'
OK *click* Kit is ordered
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