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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared
Do squirrels have opposing thumbs, looks like a set-up!
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Montsnmags Enterprises, Genetics and Body Modification Division. The PNS had some requests, easily satisfied, but, well...consequence is an event horizon we can't see beyond. Investigations continue. There is some..."breakdown", in communications within and beyond the PNS. Things are sensitive. We're treading lightly. We recommend greater-than-usual caution when approaching any small, furry invertebrate, particularly those on the "cute" side. Also, watch for penguins, and guard your passwords. Those responsible will be found. LazyScot, please report to your nearest Montsnmags Enterprises Security branch - you are
not a suspect with all known authorities, but uncontrollable factors may imply a necessity to ensure your safety. The Outbrane Containment Field has been fully-furnished for your pleasure and convenience. Do not be alarmed - we have very good reason to believe that you have a reasonable probability of not suffering rapid, squirrelative dismemberment, as long as you attend to a Security branch immediately.
Cheers,
Marc
Montsnmags Enterprises