I also thought of the MTA song!
In case anyone hasn't heard it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh994JcEfkI
We don't have a Figure 8 in my area, but we do have a diverging diamond intersection:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diverg...nd_interchange
At least I don't have one of these:
https://www.wired.com/2016/08/brilli...ic-roundabout/