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Originally Posted by drjd
All brilliant! Especially the 'forum users' one!  |
There are also Babylon 5 light bulb jokes:
Q: How many Centauri does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. But in the great days of the Republic, hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our merest whim!
Q: How many Narn does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Centauri don't permit Narn access to that level of technology!
Q: How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sixteen. One from the worker caste to do it, five from the religious caste to determine that light needs to be brought to the area, and ten from the warrior caste to hold off the forces of darkness while it is done.
Q: How many Drazi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, if they ever stop fighting over whether the bulb should be green or purple.
Q: How many B5 stevedores does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Twenty five. You got a
problem with that?
Q: How many Shadows does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Shadows use
dark bulbs.
Q: How many Vorlons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The light bulb has always been changed.
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Dennis