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Originally Posted by jhowell
Using Google Translate set from Management Doubletalk to English yields:
1) strengthening the core business by enhancing the customer value proposition;
Sell cheap crappy products
2) improving profitability through an aggressive expense management program, which will be used to fund growth initiatives;
Cut staff to the bone
3) accelerating execution through simplification; and
Reduce the product selection
4) innovating for the future, which will position the company for long-term growth."
I plan to be out of here before the **** hits the fan
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cynical, but absolute truth.