“Dear Uncle Mousie,
Modifications to your house are complete.
The alligators are in the mote and we left the remote for the drawbridge with your next door neighbour. The one on the right. The one on the left objected to some of the changes we were making so we persuaded them to move. You now have a new guest house!
The retractable roof is in place; much handier than a skylight.
We also upgraded all the appliances (again) and added a new home theatre system. Your CCTV feeds now appear in 4K Ultra HD.
And just wait until you see your new bathroom! We aren’t going to say too much because we don’t want to spoil the surprises.
It’s too bad you ran away. ...or went on vacation...whatever. We have to go now.
Uncle DS is having a chicken boil and we don’t want to miss out.
Love,
The Spawn”
