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Originally Posted by pdurrant
I can recommend a very reasonable Guinness delivery service.
Have fun at the Dragon's place.
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Oh my, how thoughtful. I've placed my order ...
Hmmmm .... GPS has located the dragon lair ... Wow! Look at those temps! Good thing I ordered the ACME 'Ultra Heat-Proof' suit - it's guaranteed to reflect lethal temps up to those found on the surface of the sun ...
Hmmm ... there's a footnote in teeny-tiny print as to the importance of aiming the reflected heat rays onto a non-combustible, non-living surface. Can't read the 'How To' instructions. Oh well, I'll practice once I'm at the lair.
Packing the win and heading out now!