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Old 02-25-2018, 03:11 AM   #103848
pdurrant
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Good morning, everyone!

While tidying up in preparation for the Spawn's visit (now that the water has all drained away) I came across a curious package under the sofa.

It had a note "Thanks for the Guinness". And a big red button labelled "Press Me". I couldn't resist. Using a bargepole I happened to have handy, I pressed the button.

Imagine my surprise when an ACME Fire & Flood Cleanup Automaton unpacked itself!

It's still working away, delicately cleaning away all the smoke damage and drying out all the damp. Amazing! There'll be nothing left for the Spawn to do except enjoy their visit!

Winning with pleasure.
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