*yawn* *snort* Umph .... I fell asleep watching the Olympics on the telly ....
GM didn't come home ... must have had to work overtime ... poor mousie
I'll just make some brunch and
hide the damage tidy things up
Hmmm.... the smoke damage in the kitchen isn't too bad ... I'll just smear it out evenly and claim I painted it ...
Drat ... now I'm covered in soot ...
Oh well, I'll just take a dip in the living room and rinse off ... most of the water poured out of the open windows but there's enough left for an indoor pool ...
I'll tell GM that I had a indoor spa installed ...
Ewww .... something is moving along the carpet!
Better head upstairs and order some take out .... I'll get enough for two ... and surprise GM