Meanwhile, Doritos announced they are considering the creation of softer, less crunchy chips, just for women!
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...oritos-for-her
https://nypost.com/2018/02/04/dorito...ium=SocialFlow
My wife likes the crunch! And she is not above licking her fingers when she feels like it. I hope she doesn't have to wait outside convenience store while teen-aged boys buy regular chips for her. That WILL put her in a bad mood.