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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Dear [insert garden equipment company name],
You suck.
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Dear Sir,
Thanks so much for your kind and well thought out letter. We are glad to hear from customers that understand that we strive to suck. The Sucker 5000 that you bought sucks more than any product on the market, and we are extremely proud of that fact.
We are also glad you are enjoying the "shitty" to. Yes our shitty product is really the pooper scooper attachment on the Sucker 5000. Of course the offcial product name is the "No More Shit". But, our sales folk get all hot, soft and mushy over calling it the shitty. As you said it does suck. It sucks shit like no other device on the market.
In closing I am happy that you are happy with your purchase. You won't find a product on the market the sucks shit more than our does. To thank you for your letter we are sending you a package of our new stickers with our motto - "We suck more!".
Manny Schnot Pickers, Esq.