I regret to inform members that, despite rumours to the contrary, I am not the current
Duke of Norfolk.
But I am the winner of this thread.
[EDIT]
And in 2038 the Unix Year 2038 problem will strike! There will be massive apathy about the problem following the Y2K non-event, and as a result, vital updates will not be done, and the entire internet will crash on 19th January, 2038.