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Old 02-21-2009, 07:57 PM   #109
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma View Post
That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the
restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can
pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands,
shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.

I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'
OMG I just lost half my Starbucks Mocha all over myself!
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