Originally Posted by JSWolf
"And the murderer is..."
We'll return you to your story right after this advert for Sauls's Mortuary. Ever get that feeling you'll be dead someday? Do you really want to have to put your loved ones through all the hassle of having to arrange your fuleral because you were too lazy and/or cheap to do so ahead of time? Well at Saul's Martuary, we have a free lawaway plan where you can organize your funeral and pay on-time. If you die before you finish paying, your life insurance will cover the outstanding dept. That way, your loved ones can spend their time grieving instead of having to organize your funeral.
"...Jeeves the Butler did it!"
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