|
I must admit that I am not a little moved by my fellow creatures' concern about my hearing. I can assure you that it is perfectly well. Unfortunately, putting at ease your concerns about my health forces me to be a little clearer in my communication than I had - out of sheer philcreatury - intended to: The constant babbling here is grating on my nerves, and I am afraid if it goes on and my esteemed fellow creatures don't shut their pie holes (or at least stop the the endless droning), I will be forced to roast you all and have you for breakfast or whatever meal is appropriate to the time of day.
Yours, very sincerely,
The Dragon
|