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"Hugo?"
"Yeah, Lefty?"
"Why is the sky all orange with green stripes?"
"Is this another one of your strange philosophical questions, Lefty?"
"No. What's philosphical?"
"Never mind. Look, I'm looking right at the sky and it is definitely not orange with green stripes. That is a MacGregor tartan if ever I..."
"I feel strange, Hugo."
"Well, that might have something to do with the fact that you just turned into a cauliflower. Something is going on here."
"I feel like I'm being eaten by a panda, Hugo."
"Just be quiet for a minute, Lefty. I'm trying to figure this out. AND WHAT ARE THOSE FROGS DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?!"
"Oh, wow, man! Look what happens when I move my heel like this!" The room was suddenly filled with giggles.
"What the heck was that author on?"
"I think he said something about Jack Daniels and Bathtub Acid."
"Oh, ghod, Lefty, he's trying to replicate abisinthe again! Run for it!"
"Can I bring my frog with me?"
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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