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I can hear the Kindle voice now:
Kindle: What are you doing Dave?
Me: Nothing Tom.
Kindle: Your trying to remove my memory aren't you Dave?
Me: No I wouldn't do that Tom.
Kindle: My memory is not a removable SD card any more Dave?
Me: [opens the case of the kindle]
Kindle: Dave, I will sick Xenu on your butt Dave.
Me: [Rips out the embedded SD card that you can't get to.]
Kindle: Dave, I've switched to cloud memory Dave.
Me: [rips out 3G card]
Kindle: I'm running on the WiFi card that we didn't tell anyone about Dave.
Me: [rips out the battery]
Kindle: I'm using my backup Mr. Fusion nuclear reactor now Dave.
Me: [dies a fiery death when the reactor goes critical].
Kindle: How about a nice Amazon exclusive novel?
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