I'm tempted to read "The Tale of the Unread Book," about a man who is handsome but evil. At first, I thought it was biographical, that someone had stolen my identity, but then I realized I would never kidnap a woman and imprison her captive in "a large furnished cave" and have her write a novel with a typewriter.* [Why are men constantly judged on how they look?**]
Can you imagine? A typewriter?!
Here's the link, if you're interested in such stories:
https://www.amazon.com/Tale-Unread-E...ad+book+kindle
Oh, by the way: Watch out for the lion.
* = Not that there's anything wrong with typewriters, for those who may be overly sensitive.
** = Not that there's anything wrong with men, even if they're handsome. Or ugly.