Thread: Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW?
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:46 PM   #3148
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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm View Post
Key performance indicators, as relating to IT support. Absolutely thrilling stuff.
What sort? Things like:
  • Number of serious injuries inflicted upon lusers
  • emails intercepted and incriminatingly edited
  • desktops replaced with screen captures and icons removed
  • electrified "any" keys added to keyboards
  • number of BOFH stories read per day
  • computer cupholders replaced
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