[Dr. Drib]

Rather than continuing to invade other threads with 'Courtneyisms," I decided to create this new thread wherein all things relevant to Dale M. Courtney can find easy placement.

To start:

There is a current theory that Dale M. Courtney is actually blind and that he dictated his story to a young child (perhaps 3 or 4 in age?), which would explain much of the abuse of the English language in his 'novel'.

Mind you, this is only a theory that is being bandied about on the internet.

My theory is quite different, but involves Ed Wood and a group of smart-alicky aliens who failed 9 times to conquer the earth. Let me explain:

I feel that aliens from Outer Space, having failed to take over the earth (as recounted in that non-fiction film opus, "Plan 9 From Outer Space") have initiated a new attempt to conquer all of earth, one tentatively code-named "Plan 10 From Outer Space." Their plan is to write a science fiction 'novel' so bad and so illiterate that the hapless earth people who read it will relax their guard when Phase Two is started and will be unable to resist The Invasion, which will result in the Total Annihilation of human life.

Needless to say, Phase One (corresponding to the release of the first volume in the "Moon People" series) has been a great success for the aliens. Even now, they are planning Phase Two.

If you have a particular "Courtneyism" quote or you hear further news, please do not hesitate to adopt a silly grin on your face and post any news, results, or thoughts you may have on this subject.