From an author who, so far as I know, was the first person to use the word "booger" in a daily newspaper column: I nominate
The Worst Class Trip Ever (Class Trip, Book 1) by Dave Barry.
Quote:
From Goodreads:
In this hilarious novel, written in the voice of eighth-grader Wyatt Palmer, Dave Barry takes us on a class trip to Washington, DC. Wyatt, his best friend, Matt, and a few kids from Culver Middle School find themselves in a heap of trouble—not just with their teachers, who have long lost patience with them—but from several mysterious men they first meet on their flight to the nation's capital. In a fast-paced adventure with the monuments as a backdrop, the kids try to stay out of danger and out of the doghouse while trying to save the president from attack—or maybe not.
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• Goodreads:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/...lass-trip-ever
• Amazon US:
https://www.amazon.com/Worst-Class-T.../dp/B00PJ9PWAK
• Amazon US ($11.95 audiobook; looks like they're trying to undercut their own Audible):
https://www.amazon.com/The-Worst-Cla.../dp/B00VGDQYN2
• Audible ($13.95):
https://www.audible.com/pd/Kids/The-...ook/B00VGE08TW