Prose from "Moon People":
We have orders to launch at 0800 and we are functioning at 92%. The other 8% are things that are unrelated to ships function. Mainly stuff we haven’t unpacked yet. It’s 0745 and in 15 minutes, we are going to launch. Before that I will tell you on the intercom to secure your self in one of many locations on the ship by telling you red or yellow alert if you do not know your location please ask a supervisor in any area. You should always secure yourself in your chairs with your harnesses latched. When we say red alert you should preferably be at your location or post when we say yellow alert it means to go immediately to your stations and prepare for a red alert.
Attention, K-Mart shoppers! Clean-up in aisle number 8!