- Father, forgive me because I have sinned.
- What did you do, son?
- Last night I had a few drinks. I was walking on the street and got hungry. I was drunk, I remember I've assaulted a chicken den to catch a chicken to eat. But now I don't remember who I assaulted, not even what I did to the chicken, I was really drunk! I can't say I'm sorry or repay the owner because I don't know who he was.
- Hummm... You will do the following. You'll give 50$ to the first person you see when you get out of the church. Then you will be forgiven.
- Thank you, father.
The man walks out of the church and the first person he sees is an attractive woman.
- Here's 50$, ma'am. Take it, please.
- Nope. I want 100$.
- But the priest said 50$!
- Oh, but he's an old client...
