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Old 07-27-2017, 02:08 PM   #30541
Hitch
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Yup, yup, yup. It's only 11:00 a.m., and today's winner so far:

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SUBJ: TRANSLATE MY MANUSCRIPT FROM SWAHILI TO ENGLISH

I want your company to translate my book in English and other languages where the Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing are selling e books.
Say what? Nowhere, positively nowhere on my site do I say bupkus about translation services. I am positively boggled by this one. And SWAHILI? I mean, push comes to shove, we have a range of 2nd/3rd languages here, ranging from the usual for the USA (Spanish/French) to the less-so (Serbian, Russian and a few other bits and pieces of this and that) to babble along, passably, in an email--but translate a book? NO! No, I say.

Every time something really bizarre occurs, like this, I literally go stare at my site. I try to figure out what the hell happened. Where that idea would have come from.

Mind-blowing.

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