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Old 07-21-2017, 05:00 PM   #30419
Cinisajoy
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Originally Posted by Hitch View Post
Any woman that denies she has ever sat down and unexpectedly encountered the rim, rather than the seat, is fibbing. We've all done it. (Or, rather, our husbands or lovers or male relatives had thoughtlessly left it up...) I had two nasty bruises, from stumbling into the WC one night, asleep, and plopping my keister down--only to encounter the rim, not the seat. (Last time it happened, too). As I'm a bit boney in that neck of the woods, I had two really nice bruises rigth there in the thigh-hip area. THEN, of course, there's the idiotic waving your arms around to keep your balance and raising yourself up, situation.

SUCH fun. (NOT).

Spoiler:
And before some guy says, "why should WE have to put the seat down?," it's because we're NOT the ones peeing all over the place. As it's your pee, you can put the damned seat down. If you took care with your aim, you wouldn't even need to put the seat up, would you?


Hitch
Usually in the middle of the night.
I've learned to look before I sit.
Oh and to Katsunami, don't men have to sit about half the time anyway?
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