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Old 07-21-2017, 04:27 PM   #30417
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Originally Posted by Katsunami View Post
I'm still saying it.

What is that with women, always complaining about leaving the toilet seat up? It's a matter of perspective. Men could complain about always leaving the toilet seat down
As I said, it's not women who pee all over everything. 'Nuff said. If you're a very neat pee-er, great for you, but you're in the minority. And, yes, I've lived with or around enough males to say that. (Try the North Slope, in AK, sometime, if you want a graphic representation of the difference in toilet habits.)

[q/uote]Better still, a real man isn't afraid to sit down on a normal toilet. Actually, it is quite necessary if you have a toilet with a plateau (how's that called in English? The one where your stuff actually stays put until you flush), because you'll not only splatter the bathroom, but probably yourself as well.[/QUOTE]

Honestly, I'm afraid to ask. If some flushing action is spraying your nethers with effluvia, and would spray the room with it, if your nethers weren't parked there....well. I think the less thought about that, the better. Man, talk about needing a bidet!

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