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Originally Posted by Cinisajoy
Maybe she got stuck in the toilet because hubby left the seat up and went on a fishing trip.
*saw that one on Untold Stories of the ER.
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Any woman that denies she has
ever sat down and unexpectedly encountered the rim, rather than the seat, is fibbing.
We've all done it. (Or, rather, our husbands or lovers or male relatives had thoughtlessly left it up...) I had two
nasty bruises, from stumbling into the WC one night, asleep, and plopping my keister down--only to encounter the rim, not the seat. (Last time it happened, too). As I'm a bit boney in that neck of the woods, I had two really nice bruises rigth there in the thigh-hip area. THEN, of course, there's the idiotic waving your arms around to keep your balance and raising yourself up, situation.
SUCH fun. (
NOT).
Hitch