Stupid rant of the day: Oh annoying coworker, life was so peaceful when you were on vacation last week. Quit stealing my damn pens out of my damn desk! Just because you have to write in pink ink, get your own damned pens and leave mine alone! Maybe I want to write in pink sometimes. If you forgot yours, suck it up buttercup and write in blue or black for once. Steal the other annoying coworkers green pens and use that. Don't just take mine without asking first!!!!!
*feeling very territorial about my pens today*
*hiding pens in the back of my desk drawer while you're out to lunch*
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