By his own rules pshrynk may be out, he's so far north in the US he might as well be Canadian.
Therefore, I offer other possible criteria:
- 1st person to bolt a turbocharger to a K1 to improve page turning speed
- 1st person to completely eat a K1 in one sitting (multiple bites allowed)
- 1st person to add color to their K1 screen (no DG, nail polish dropped on the screen does not count
)