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Originally Posted by DixieGal
I CHOSE NOT TO ENTER THE CONTEST, BECAUSE I CAN MERELY TAKE WHAT I DESIRE. I HOPE SOME SHIVERING, RAGGED, TERRORIZED PEASANT, QUAKING WITH FEAR AS MY MAJESTIC SHADOW PASSES THEM FOR NOW, WINS. I WILL INFORM THE WINNER WHAT IS ON MY CODEX OF FORBIDDEN BOOKS, SUCH AS ANYTHING BY L. RON HUBBARD OR DAN BROWN. I WILL BE THE ONLY TRUE OBJECT OF WORSHIP LEFT IN THIS DESOLATE AND RUINED WORLD. THEY WILL BRING OFFERINGS OF KRISPY KREMES AND HERSHEYS TO MY BEACH PAVILION/TEMPLE.
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
I COMMAND PSHRYNK TO TIDY UP HIS SIGNATURE LINE OR I WILL STRIP HIM OF ALL OF HIS ASSUMED TITLES AND FORCE HIM TO PLOW THE FIELDS OF SIBERIA SO THAT HE WILL QUIT SNIVELING ABOUT THE COOL AIR IN WISCONSIN.
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Wow lass, what happened to pink ....